things to do while waiting for a text message from someone you like
- turn your phone upside down so you do not see the blinker immediately,
and thus, appear coy and busy
- do not check your phone like the psycho freak crazy bitch you
despise yet are afraid / in danger of becoming by doing things to bide time like shower, run, watch tv, or make dinner
- check your phone
- pretend like it’s cool either way
- pretend to study
- pretend to read
- turn your phone off
- turn your phone back on
- check again
- Repeat steps 1 through 9.
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- Red, Red, Red.
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Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summer
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