My friend recently told me that she works with my ex
boyfriend’s current girlfriend. This was our interaction.
Me: ok, cool, so she’s a dumb bitch right?
Friend: No, I mean she’s all right.
Me: so what you’re saying is she’s a dumb bitch. Right?
(eyebrow twitch)
Friend: I went to school with her. She was ok. We were never
really friends. She thinks she is
an intellectual but she isn’t really.
Me: No. You don’t get. You’re supposed to tell me she is a dumb bitch.
Friend: Oh. Of course. Yes. She is a dumb, dumb bitch.
Me: I knew it!
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